


Graffiti in Montevideo.
Colonia
Colonia- Derek and our pal Hop-a-long



Punta Del Diablo
Punta Del Diablo restaurant.
Pampita outside the restaurant.



Derek with said restaurants dog Pampita.
Sand dune jumping. Take number 17.
Sand dune jumping again.









ives views of the entire city. Except it was hazy when we were there. Seeing as tourist companies wanted to charge $140 Us for El Tren de las Nubes (a day trip i might add), we hired a car for just under 1000pesos. Take that, tourist companies. The drive to San Antonio is practically the same route as the train, 80% of it anyway. And you get to walk on the Viaduct instead of just sitting on it in a train. But that comes later.
we drove to Cachi first, listening to our four cds (2 80's
collection and 2 tarantino collection). We stopped for sandwiches at the lookout which is the height of Mount Cook - a literally dizzying thought. After 'looking ou
t' and eating sandwiches with
our mouths (it's the only way to eat sandwiches [FCC]), we continued on our way with the effects of altitude sickness starting to make an appearance. My 16 year no-vomiting streak was broken at Cachi, taking all afternoon to relieve itself from me. Thankfully I made it out of the tent in time. I spent most of our Cachi time inside the tent. Jane unfortunately spent too much time in the sun, during the 2 hour period where her and Derek tried to find some ruins. As she tried panadol, water and sleeping with a cloth over her head, she missed out on of the most stunning drives I've ever done. Out of respect for th
e sickie, Derek and I kept our 'ohhs' and 'ahhs' and 'look at thats' in silent mode. That way, Jane didn't really know just how amazing the drive she was missing out on was. Initially we wound our way through plains before breaking into these rock formations that simply jutted out of the earth at awkward angles like giant slabs of pancakes. The colours were lit up by the late afternoon sun, gleaming reds, oranges,shale grey and,of course, brown. Or perhaps more dulux cafe latte.
so that we could visit La Bogedita the next morning. A tiny family run bodega just north of Cafayate, they make a select few wines which are very very sweet. They still use traditional methods for pressing the grapes (thats your feet and old wooden presses).
been rebuilt. And it was only 15% of the total empire. White quartz was used to put designs on certain walls - snakes for fertility and llamas because llamas are the
cutest animals in the world (don't quote me on that reason). Jane and i hung out in the shade of this beast of a cacti, before meeting out first llama close up. Pretty exciting. From Quilmes, a huge standstorm blew up, making driving home exciting. It meant we left Cafayate a day later than expected though.
her rock climbing skills, beating Derek up to the top of several rock for
mations.
ished, in rather a loud voice as I was on the other side of the 'room'. He didn't take his eyes off of me for the rest of our time there, leaving Jane plenty of scope to stare at the young hot guitarist also prese
nt in the band. She took a sudden interest in looking at Derek's photos after that.
ar Dancing Champanionships, and then proceeded to lose all dignity trying to learn how to say 'HAI'! It was more "Land a-hoy".


arlier. And we would have gotten there in relatively good time if the State Highway 9 hadn't turned into a windy one lane road. Amazing scenery, but we had to navigate hairpin corners while being on the lookout for cars and stock- donkies, horses and cows with complete disregard to a large thing with lights bearing down on them.
vocal supporters in the restaurant) and a rousing game of Canasta, we took a trip to the Salta museum. It is here that they are housing the three bodies of the 500 year old children they found at the top of Mount Llullaillaco. On display are most of the artifacts that were found with them, and one of the children. Discreetly placed behind a screen, you don't have to view the child if you don't want. But who would pass up a chance to see an Inca mummy? We got to see the boy (they change the child once every six months) and I was overwhelmed by the preservation of this child, his clothing, the feather adorning his head, everything. He has his knees pulled up and his face on his knees so you cant view his face. But the sheer incredibility that this person is 500 years old, means you can't draw your gaze from him. If you ever are in Salta, you have to go to this muesuem. It is done tastefully, with recognition of the controversy that surrounded the bringing down of the children off the mountain, and the displaying of them. Everything about their sacrifice is fascinating.

chances of meeting a puma during the day in the forest is little to none.
The other animals were and looking like a giant oversized rat. Perhaps its Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
ere incredibly slippery, causing our Neil Young obsessed fan to return to the waterfall by method of sliding over the rocks. She claims she planned it. It wasn't until a little later on, when she leapt over a "huge crevasse" to make it back to safety, that her jeans (not rock climbing material) gave out. This left her with air conditioned jeans for the rest of her time in South America.
Three took a boat ride into the spray of the falls, crossing briefly from the tango waters to the salsa waters of Brazil. Unless you were wearing sunglasses, being drenched under a powerful waterfall means nothing except getting soaking wet and feeling like you were having a rather extreme cold shower. No chance of pictures either although you can, of course, buy the DVD of your ride for approximately a million dollars.
r down the river. A particular god was so enraged at this that he caused the ground to fall away beneath them. She fell to her death, becoming a rock at the bottom of the falls (which is pretty hard to see), and he remained a tree at the top, to forever look down upon her and their broken love. Heart renching. The stuff legends are ....
ders down around an 82m drop.















