Ah Newtown, suburb of kings. Suburb with everything right on your doorstep ...
... including domestic violence.
We have a tale for you all.
Last night our neighbours at flat 2 had a party - accompanied by the usual lot of shouting. A lot. The woman from Flat 2 removed the yelling party goers from her house, made quite a successful attempt at calming them down, then shut her front door (with them outside) and turned the porch light off (very successful technique of ridding yourself from people who overstay their welcome).
The woman kicked out (we shall call her A.) started up a monologue outside my window about how this guy didn't love her ... only wanted her pussy ... had put her in hospital from punching her .. he didn't love her .. never had.
Soon the couple (A. and lets call him B.) move down the ramp to our house and continue their 'discussion' and it becomes heated very quickly - “Give me the fcking house key”, “I don’t have the fcking house key”. Then there was a whole lot of screaming (from Flat 2's niece who is living with the boy downhill neighbour) and at this stage, both of us were out of bed. We looked out the window to see the woman passed out on the ramp and the man (B.) bolting down the street being chased by the downhill neighbour (still with me?). Marianna went out to assist the unconscious woman – who came round pretty quickly – and I called for an ambulance and police car (calling 111 in a panicky voice). The woman (A.) had a big gash above her eye that was bleeding profusely, and kept passing out while on her knees. It took all our strength to stop her whacking her bad eye on the concrete.
Meanwhile, the downhill neighbour is telling the women from flat 2 to “keep your fcking friends in line” and scuffling with them on the ramp. The police arrive, flashing lights and all, and shine their maglights all around. Everyone’s still yelling and we get reinforcements – six officers in all. Then the assailant comes back, and our patient points the finger. Boyo get’s arrested – just like on TV – and get’s marched off to the police car yelling “thanks [insert A.'s name here] you fcking got me arrested” over and over. Still more yelling from Flat 2, downhill neighbour and the niece he’s going out with. We are both in our pyjamas – Marianna's have little pictures of scarves on them and are white; mine have moons and stars and are dark blue – feeling that the whole thing was rather absurd. Flat 2 woman's sister was great, telling others to calm down in a you-look-ridiculous kind of voice, and suggesting we find dettol to bathe the eye (We suggested not). Finally the ambulance men gave us leave to help A. into the ambo and the police cars all left. We went inside and sipped dutyfree port to calm ourselves and wait for the residual shouting to end. All over by midnight. Nice.
This morning there was a police photographer outside, taking pictures of the scene and all the blood. Don’t get us wrong though, we really do have lovely neighbours. Amidst all the yelling earlier in the evening, they all agreed it would be a lovely gesture to take our recycling out to the street.
Which was nice.